A conversation at lunch:

The Little Brother(TLB): I wonder what's rootbeer (Bundaberg) made of..

*TLB Takes a sip.*

Me: Kangaroo piss.

*TLB pauses.*

TLB: At least it tastes good.

*Continues sipping*

No wonder you all love him. <3

I have a bruised rib, but I saved two shots. :)

3-1, baby.